Me: Owen, do you want to come help me take the clothes out of the dryer?
O: Are these wet?
Me: Well, feel them and tell me what you think.
(Digs around in the dryer)
O: They're dry!
Me: That's right, the clothes coming from the dryer are dry.
(Pulls out Josh's bath towel.)
O: Mom, this is a towel. It's not a cloe.
What else would you call a single article of clothing if you're 2 years old.